The Adventures Of Buddah Pest

King of the run-on sentence...

yay! the M's tagged me! So I did it, I answered all the questions and here they are!

A) Four places I have lived:

1. In a cage in a bad place, called a K-I-L-L shelter
2. The Espeeceeay, they saved me
3. In an apartment with Max and the Mom and the Dad and the Other Dad
4. In 2 houses!

B) Four things I love to watch:

1. Birdies outside the window
2. the little red dot zooming on the floor
3. toilet water, just like Max!
4. Stnky Goodness as my face gets close to it

C) Four places I have been outside my home:

1. The stabby place
2. Outside in my harness
3. The car thingy
4. Um...I don't know of 4

D) Four websites I visit daily:

I'm not allowed to play unsnoopervised on the Net, so I just go to cat blogs

E) Four of my favorite foods:

1. Stinky Goodness
2. Temptations crunchy treats
3. Fancy Feast crunchy food
4. Um...that's it

F) Four places I would rather be right now:

Wy would I wanna be somewhere else? There's food here and stairs to run on and the Mom and the Dad and the Other Dad and Max!

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:

1. Mousies!
2. A fevvur thingy
3. a Cat dancer thingy
4. The Mom's fingers, which aren't very tasty

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:

1. Little Man
2. Buddah Butt
3. Sweetykins
4. Sweetcheeks

I) Regarding Catnip:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it

J) Regarding Cat Grass:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:

1. A house for the Mom and the Dad
2. A house for the Other Dad, as long as he'll come back to see me
3. Shrimp for Max
4. Crunchy treats for ALL OF US!

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:

1. I run around like my butt is on fire
2. I jump up to the highest place I can get
3. I play fetch
4. I jump on Max and make him really mad

M) Four things I want to do this summer:

1. Find my balls. I think they're under the frigidator.
2. Learn to speak Spanish
3. Figger out what's happening on general hospital
4. Make Max like me

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:

But everything I have is important to everyone!

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:

1. Take a bath
2. Make max mad
3. Make the Mom say "Ohhhh you're so cute!"

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?

Paper bags
Plastic bags
Other (please describe)

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:

and a woofy, but that's all I can amember.

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:

I don't know!

Buddah gives up

Today Max got up on the wall thingy that I like to play on but he wasn't too sure about what to do once he was up there so I ran up and was going to show him but he wouldn't listen, so I jumped down on the bookcase to wait until he wanted me to show him how to get down, because he really didn't know how to get down from there and I do it all the time, but then he wouldn't let me show him, so the Mom got some crunchy treats out and showed him the bag, and man, he figured it out really fast!

Looky! The Dad had the clicky-flashy box today and he pointed it at me and took my picture!

I think in the second one I was gonna sing and was warming up with LaLaLaLaLa. Or maybe it was just a hairball.

I got new grass! I was taking a nap and sleeping really good but I heard the Mom and the Dad come home so I went downstairs to say Hi and Feed Me, and there it was, right by the fireplace, a whole new thing of grass for me to chew on! There's a grass fairy! That's like Santa, but I think the grass fairy has boobs.


I was taking a nap today and when I waked up I went into the Mom's office and this was there waiting for me! Max was looking at it but he was more like "Eh, it's a cube" but I wanted to get inside and play so I did and there's a dangly thing at the top I can play with and I can curl up in there and look out of it, and the Mom said "I thought you would like that. Lots of the other kitties have them and they seem to like it" and she was right I do!

Max wants to know where his present is because he doesn't think that's a good present and if I like it that means it's mine and he wants a present too dammit. Oh, but I'm not supposed to say dammit. He wants crunchy treats but the Mom said "Not right now." I would like a crunchy treat too but I'll go play in my cube instead.

This morning the Mom got up when it was still dark out and went into the giant litterbox room and then she came out and went back to bed and my tummy felt a little funny so I yakked right there in the hallway where she'd be sure to see it later but she wasn't asleep so she heard me and came out to clean it up and I was afraid she would be mad becuase she wanted to go back to sleep, but she said that was okay, she just LOVES cleaning up kitty barf before she's even away so I did a good thing!

I went into the giant literbox room with the Mom today, and she left a cabinet open for a minute so I peeked inside and I found a whole thingy full of stuff to play with! I know I shoulda asked but I didn't and when she wasn't looking I grabbed one and stuffed in just under the cabinet thingy so I could look at it better later, and then later when she was in her office I went back and looked at it again and I couldn't figure it out but it had a pretty yellow wrapper on it so I pulled the wrapper off and this THING popped out so I showed Max and he said it wasn't a toy, it was something to clean with and I asked how he knew that and he said the bag it was in said s-a-n-i-t-a-r-y and that means clean, so I figured since I took the Mom's cleaning thingy without asking I better do what it says to so I rubbed it all over the floor and cleaned up lots of dust, and then the Mom came in and saw and said "Ohhhh, sweetie, that's not a toy" and she took it away and put it in the trash, but that's ok because I cleaned the floor!

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