The Adventures Of Buddah Pest

King of the run-on sentence...

Things I Learned Today:

  • We do not eat Jesus, even when he's hanging on a shiny chain around the Mom's neck.
  • The Big Kitty will eat my food if he finishes his first.
  • When we are happy and purring because we're getting to snuggle with the Mom or the Dad, we do not stick our claws out to hold on.
  • If we sleep under the Other Dad's bed, we will get locked in his room when he goes to bed.
  • We can wake the Other Dad up by playing hockey with his glasses.
  • I like it when the Mom calls me Baby.
  • The Big Kitty looks at her like she farted if she calls him Baby.
  • We do not fart in the Mom's face.
  • Running into the Big Kitty is like running into the wall.
  • The thingies on the TV can't be caught, no matter how hard you whack your paw on it.
  • The Mom really needs to stop singing.


Blog Archive