Things I Learned Today:
- We do not eat Jesus, even when he's hanging on a shiny chain around the Mom's neck.
- The Big Kitty will eat my food if he finishes his first.
- When we are happy and purring because we're getting to snuggle with the Mom or the Dad, we do not stick our claws out to hold on.
- If we sleep under the Other Dad's bed, we will get locked in his room when he goes to bed.
- We can wake the Other Dad up by playing hockey with his glasses.
- I like it when the Mom calls me Baby.
- The Big Kitty looks at her like she farted if she calls him Baby.
- We do not fart in the Mom's face.
- Running into the Big Kitty is like running into the wall.
- The thingies on the TV can't be caught, no matter how hard you whack your paw on it.
- The Mom really needs to stop singing.
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