The Adventures Of Buddah Pest

King of the run-on sentence...

It's my birthday!!! I'm, um, :::counts::: SIX years old now! ALl I wanted for my birthday was to be able to get on the computer and say IT'S MY BIRTHDAY because I never get to get on it anymore on account of the Mom being all busy and all and Max hogging it when she's not using it, even though the Mom has like FIVE computers and she could turn one on for me but she never does because anyone under 15 shouldn't be surfing the internets without supervision but you know what? Phffffft.

Max even remembered my birthday! You know what he said to me this morning? WELCOME TO MIDDLE AGE, LOSER.

I didn't even know I was gonna get to go somewhere!

I think later I get crunchy treats and a present but don't know what it is yet because I have to wait for after dinner to get my presents because that's the way the Mom and the Dad roll. Max said to not hold my breath over getting anything good but I don't care, all I want is some crunchy treats and maybe a catnip toy because I killed my last two new ones and the mom said, "Oh geeze, can't you let them live longer than five minutes?" but no I don't think I can.

18 comments:

Well, hey, what else are toys for if not making them dead? Happy Birthday, Buddah!

Aw, happy birthday! We hope you get LOTS of crunchy treats and at least one catnip toy!

-Nicki and Derry at Fuzzy Tales

Happy Purrfday Buddah!!! Hope you get a great, big nip toy or thirty!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy, happy birthday, little dude! Wouldn't it be great if you actually got more than Max usually does? Maybe the people can visit that Denny guy--he seems to always have something fun to eat!

Happy 6th Birthday Buddah !!!!!!!
We sure hope you get some new toys :) Max would be surprised ,heehee
Purrs Georgia & Tillie

Happy Purrthday Buddah, hope yoo get something fur yoo speshul day.

Happy birthday Buddah! Wow, we remember when you were just a little baby House Panther stinker. You grew up good. Middle age is the new, um, not so middle age.

I think if you aren't deading your toys, you don't really like them.

Hope you got nommy treats. It was nice of Max and your beans to remember

Happy 6th Birthday Buddah!!!!

Happy Birthday Buddah! We hope you get lots of catnip toys so you can kill them one right after the other.

Cody and Gracie

Happy Birthday Buddah! We hope that you had a wonderful day! Did you get crunchy treats?

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)

Happy Birthday Buddah! I hope you got many extra treats and a special dinner to celebrate six years.

Dee.

Happy Birthday Buddah,

Hope you get lots of treats, attentions, and toys.

Happy birthday Buddah! I hope you got a good present.

oh boy! you're 6 now! I's gonna be 6 soon - how does it feel? - Miles

Happy Birthday, Buddah! Hope you enjoyed it. Max even honored you on his blog. I'm glad the Mom gave you a chance to write your blog.

Ah, I'm so sorry that I missed your birthday. Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you got lots of crunchy treats and a new catnip toy to destroy.

Even though I am new to reading your blog I think you are a handsome young cat and I love you. It isn't everyday that a Kitty turns 6 whole years old! I sure hope you get all you want and Happy Happy Birthday Buddah!

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