The Adventures Of Buddah Pest

King of the run-on sentence...

Oh no! Today was a horrible day and even though the horrible is over I can still smell it all over the house and it smells like woofy and I got to see the woofy because the Mom picked me up and showed me to him while the Other Dad held him and I was not happy but I didn't cry, not until I saw this:


On the chair


He sat in my special spot and the Other Dad was sitting on the Gizzy and I think they let the woofy sit on the Gizzy too because I can smell him all over it and I don't know what I'll do because I don't think I'll ever get over this and then I heard the Mom and the Dad say that the woofy is coming back soon and he's staying for 4 whole days and they won't be here to protect me and I think the Other Dad will but the woofy might eat me.

Max says the new gizzy is his...


Buddah takes over


...but I got on it anyway.

And look where he got stuck sitting!


To the victor goes the gizzy


Hahahahahahaha!


Your kittyless day  It does not amuse me

OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!!!!

I'M FAMOUSER THAN MAX!!!

Looky! I'm in the September issue of Reader's Digest! On page 113!



They didn't spell it exactly right but that's okay because it's ME and IT'S NOT MAX!!!


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