The Adventures Of Buddah Pest

King of the run-on sentence...

Ok Max keeps saying that I cry when the Mom goes into the litterbox room when I'm peein' on account of I don't like being watched. Well I DON'T like being watched because that's just RUDE (but it's ok if I watch the Mom or the Dad because they have no shame) but I DON'T CRY! I just look at her and say "GET OUT!" and most of the time she says "I'm sorry" and she leaves but sometimes she says she's going to POP and she can't leave and I can't just STOP so I close my eyes and say "leaveleaveleaveleave" but she doesn't until we're both done and that's upsetting but I DON'T CRY. Max wants to talk about someone inner little girl, well HE WATCHES A SOAP OPERA! He does! He sits on the Woman's lap and watches General Hospital with her! And I think I heard him sniffle last week when some medium sticky person got shot in the head. He won't admit it but he did it!


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